Lol: jokes

A certain man has death as his bosom friend, they have been friends for quite a long time, they play, eat, dance  and do everything together as friends will do. One day death visited  his best friend and the friend on that particular day entertained death so much  so that death actually was blown away by the surprises in fact it was a real entertainment that death became so much intoxicated he virtually fell deep asleep,

as soon as the friend saw that death has fallen deep asleep he decided to take a look at the list  that death was about  to kill and his name was first on the list, in fact, he became astonished, and decided to remove his name from the top to the bottom.

The following morning when death woke up from his sleep he called his friend and told him that  he was actually coming to take him away as  it has gotten to his turn to die, but   his name was first on the list  but because of the way and manner he has entertained him he will not take  him away he will rather start from the bottom and the friend collapsed.